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Just found this twitter account. http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

It's by a 29 year old man, Justin, who lives with his 74 year old dad. The way Justin describes his dad is "like socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair"

To give you guys a feel of it I'll post some quotes:

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."

"Nah, we don't celebrate it. Don't know who St. Valentine was, don't give a shit, and doubt he wants people screwing in his memory."

“We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."

Hope you guys find it as funny as I do.

BUFFY VS EDWARD.

BUFFY WINS OF COURSE, WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT.

:-) MADE MY DAY.

Definitely agree with this. Totally love catching up on my zzzzz's.

So my first entry. :-) I'm not very interesting but I love reading fics. My OTP is B/A. Mmmh. I study tourism management which still makes me wonder how I ended up in this field. Oh well. So that's all for now. TTFN